If you happen to be visiting New York City today, perchance to be celebrating Valentine's Day, in the destination city of romance-seekers the world over, you might be greeted by "street teams" from the health department welcoming you with. . . "a colorful and sexy message" -- Get Some.

Taxpayer-funded condoms, natch. Nice souvenir.

C'mon, New York. Are you really going to put up with this?!