First another (probably taxpayer funded) study that tells you what you should already know:

BUMPS to the head on the football field can lead to lasting brain damage, according to a landmark international study that found just three concussions triples the risk of developing depression. Australian experts said the American study of more than 2500 retired National Football League athletes was of real concern to Australia's generation of junior football players who were more susceptible to a brain injury and were playing a more violent code.

Then an actual headline that must have been written by someone hit on the head once too often:

Next Hurricane Could Strike Anywhere From TX to NY

Thanks Sherlock.