June 18, 2007
THE slaughter in Darfur was triggered by global climate change and that more such conflicts may be on the horizon, UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon says in an article published today.
Other headlines I expect to appear:
O.J. Simpson catches the real killers: If the glove doesnt fit, you can blame the climate
Global warming caused the sinking of the Titanic. Iceberg cleared of all charges.
“Father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby is actually Al Gore!”
WMDs found! Saddam had a stockpile of SUVs and Aerosol cans!