Ron Paul – “I’m not Running Anymore” by John Mellencamp. If you want to ruin your own campaign, suggesting 9-11 was retribution for American actions abroad is a great place to start. Ron Paul will be singing this song very soon.

John McCain – “Glory Days” by the Boss. Glory days, well they’ll pass you by…

Tom Tancredo – “It’s A Long Way To The Top” AC/DC. The debates have been just painful.

Mike Huckabee – “Hard Times For An Honest Man” by John Mellencamp. Can he get a little traction?

Hillary Clinton – “Get off of my Cloud” by the Rolling Stones.

Barak Obama – responding in kind to Hillary Clinton’s campaign theme, “You can’t Always get what you Want.”

For John Edwards, I don’t think there’s any question, his campaign tune must be the theme from the musical, Hair.

“Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair!”
(and the chorus)
“Hair! Flow it, Show it; Long as God can grow it, My Hair!”

Fabulous.